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The Rabbi and the Buttered Bread
Posted by Lev/Christopher on November 30, 2008 at 5:27am in Humour
A Jew in a small Polish village goes to the rabbi and tells him: "Rabbi, I'm worried. The Talmud says that whenever you drop a piece of bread and butter, it always falls on the buttered side. Today I've dropped a piece of bread and it fell on the non-buttered side."
"Well," says the rabbi, "this was an exception."
"No, no, rabbi. There should be no exceptions ... The Talmud says always."
The rabbi scratches his head and tells the man to come back the next day, he will look it up. The man comes back and the rabbi tells him: "Yes, the Talmud does say that the bread and butter always falls on the buttered side. And, of course, it always does. All that's happened was that you, stupid man, buttered the wrong side of the bread."
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