Did you hear about the little Catholic boy who wanted a bike for Xmas? He began writing Jesus a letter that said "Dear Jesus, if i be a good boy for a month , will you tell Santa to send me a bike for Xmas?' When he read the letter back he thought to himself - wow a whole month - dont know that I can manage that- so he crumbled up the page & started a new letter. "Dear Jesus , if I be good for a week will u tell Santa to send me a Bike for Xmas? He started thinking again- a whole week - too much- maybe Ill try for a few days! Started thinking again about the 2 days- dont think I can do it-- so then he gets up & takes the statuette of the virgin Mary off the sideboard, puts it in his wardrobe & locks it in with a key! Then he starts a new letter , "Dear Jesus , if you ever want to see your Mother again........