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Never Question a Drunk
Posted by Lev/Christopher on October 30, 2009 at 2:52am
in Humour
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at
the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
selection that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , "Yes you are correct. But
how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you sure are ugly!"
(from A Child of God)
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